This n'est pas quizas wass man intended to be puesto in acest spatiu, pero jo pensava dass forse sarebbe amusant. Am compus this Ode pour chanter am Ende de una conferencia internacional av laerere a l'epoque de la instauracion of the Single European Market, when Mme Chaumeur/Chomeur was giving uns mala fama chez nos Continental Cousins, and eu voiam zeigen that we English could laugh at ourselves.
(How can I type non-English, and non-Latin, characters on the net?)
Ode to the SEM
(to the tune of Beethoven's 9th)
Freude am Eoraip now united,
Joie au reve de Jacques Delors;
Single Marghadh (nun geheiratet):
!Regocijo evermore!
Gioia e pace sia per noi
Ce mariage (de convenance?):
Deutsch mit Francaise, Dansk to English,
Espanol con Nederlands.
Federation? Groupe de nations?
Heller Himmel? Zollverein?
Help our weaker fellows onwards
- And the English not to whine.
Seid umschlungen, alle Menschen;
Lass uns alles Bruder sein.
De som vil det diskutere,
Schlagen wir sein Schadel ein!
Hurra, Brussels' SEMiotics,
SEMicomprensibile:
logogriphic acronymics -
PETRA, COMETT, EURYCLEE.
Traduttore, traditore,
but they never lack employ.
?Mas pays veulent farsi miembros?
Zelfs meer talen? Oh what joy
Look we back or look we forward,
Nous voyons un age d'or:
Will we soon elect the first new
Whole Euroman Emperor?
Europe loue em jubilacao
The free market's Heiligtum:
Coletivista aberracao?
Oxi. Bundeselysium!
Elysium! Elysium! Unserer Elysium! |
